EVERY DAY @ 3:00
Spanky's will be playing Fantasy Bingo. One lucky winner will have their Fantasy granted, for FREE! Yes, no bartering, no bribes to the wishmakers -- a straight up free fantasy. So drop by at 3:00 pm every day for Fantasy Bingo.
EVERY DAY @ 4:00
Also remember that Spanky's will be hosting a hole on the BLD mini golf course. Come join us for the "Chi Chi Rodriguez" champion chip putt off to see who has the biggest putz in Black Rock City. Test your skillz on our champion grade mini golf hole.
THURSDAY @ 3:00
So you weren't so happy with the Soulmate that Costco produce for you. Well Spanky's has the cure and presents the Fantasy Dating Game. Come join us for a playa fantasy twist on that popular hit teen t.v. series. Ask some questions, get some answers and win yourself a fantasy date, or a hairy ape (or judges pannel hasn't decided on prizes yet). Winners will be whisked away to a mystery playa destination with a bottle of champagin in hand, and a simple task to complete. Winners will be asked to come back to participate in Fridays event.
FRIDAY@3:00
Spanky's presents the Fantasy Love Connection where we will revisit our recently united couples (those winners of the Fantasy Dating Game and any others who wish to participate) to get a provocative look at to see how their fantasy date went. Tell us of your tales of what (or who) "really went down" at Bianca's, did you hold hands under the Tesla Coil, or just marvel in the whit and flame thrown to you by the mighty Wizzard of ASS???? Come by to see if someone has met their Fantasy Love connection.
You and your loved ones can come to Spanky's for the Fantasies but stay for the fun. Enjoy a tropical drink in our barter bar be fanned down by one of our lovely hosteses or just marvel over our Velvet Elvis all while you wait for your Fantasy to be granted. Enjoy the company, come socialize with old friends (Kevorkian, The Disco Headhunters, the chicks from Berkely who said "YES….YESSSSS!", the son of God, and many others) and make new friends all while relaxing under our 60x20 palace of shade.
Don't forget Spanky's delivers 24 hr. around the clock Fantasy fullfillment! Come fill out a Fantasy request or take a look on our Fantasy Board to see if you can help us fulfill a Fantasy. Your participation is greately encouraged and wanted! Bring barter items and trades!
You can come and visit Spanky's Fantasy Island conveniently located at 7:30 and Venus in the Blue Light District 3.0
Thank you for your support,
Mr. Pourke